28-05-04

I caught Sadame enjoying a cigarette without my knowledge! While I was telling him off, my Living Dead Doll Jack became interested and joined us, but I wasn't about to let him start smoking (and neither was Sadame). I made the cigarette out of a small piece of rolled paper.

Rhian: What are you doing today, Sadame?

Sadame: Smoking... what does it look like?
Rhian: !

Rhian: Smoking is very bad for you. I think you should throw the cigarette away.
Sadame: I've always smoked, you stupid girl.

Sadame: I'm quite well aware of the dangers, thank you very much.

Rhian: Then why do you smoke?
Sadame: *thinks*

Sadame: I just do.

Rhian: That's not a very convincing answer...

Sadame: Look. My life, so my rules. Got it?
Rhian: Fine, fine. Spoilt brat.

Rhian: It's Jack! He's come to say hello.

Jack: Want!

Sadame: What, you want my cigarette?

Jack: Yessss... give it to Jack!

Rhian: I'm not sure that you should...
Sadame: I'm not planning on it.

Sadame: *elbows Jack*
Jack: Waa!

Sadame: There. He's not getting it.
Rhian: I think you've upset him, though...

Sadame: He'll get over it.

Jack: *cries*
Rhian: ...are you sure?

Sadame: ...

Sadame: I'm sorry, Jack. I'll make sure the girl gets a cigarette just for you.
Jack: Yay!

Sadame: You see? All sorted.
Rhian: ...

Sadame: I can solve any problem.

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